something to eat

Something to eat? Shell perhaps? Nice pink flower? Shiny fresh green leaf? Or perhaps I can tempt you with a small tasty stone? Just whatever you do, don't allow any gravy to touch my food. And Dad - you know I never eat beetroot. And NO MEAT for Jamie OK? Not even a scrap of mince because he's a vegetarian. And also no potato - because he will have to take that off his plate and push it away as far as he can. Mash - eugh. Mushrooms I will need to pick those out of my food and leave on the table. Broccoli - I DON'T eat trees.

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So thank heavens for:

PEAS

and

avocado

and

TOAST

and

cucumber

and

vegemite

and

risotto

and

PIKELETS

and

sushi

and

yoghurt with jam-corner don't mix it up

and

muesli

and

CHIPS

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Mum says:

"No 'YUK' at the table."

and

"If you take something off your plate, clear it up later."

and

"Tidy your plate away and say thanks."

and

"DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOOD - OK?"

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"But why you've got a cross voice Mum?"

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